Alien How It Should Have Ended

So, picture this: You're Ripley, floating in your escape pod, the Nostromo a smoldering wreck behind you. You've just faced off against a Xenomorph, and let's be real, you're not exactly in the mood for a round of applause. But then, the pod starts to shake, and you think, "Oh great, what now?"

Enter the USCSS Sulaco

Suddenly, a spaceship hovers overhead, and out pops a crew of... well, let's just say they're not your typical space explorers. They're the How It Should Have Endened, a team of intergalactic comedians with a penchant for rewriting movie history. And boy, do they have a field day with your story.

Rewind to the Sulaco

Remember the Sulaco? That's where our friends from HISHE pick up the story. They decide that instead of floating around in space, the Nostromo should have been towed back to the Sulaco for repairs. Because, you know, why not?

Now, imagine Ripley waking up to find the Nostromo docked with the Sulaco. She's not thrilled, but at least she's not floating in an escape pod, right? Wrong. HISHE has other plans. They decide that Ripley should have been in stasis the whole time, waking up just in time to see the Xenomorphs infesting the Sulaco.

But wait, there's more! Remember Bishop, the synthetic with a knack for causing trouble? HISHE decides he should have been a good guy, helping Ripley fight off the Xenomorphs. And guess who plays Bishop? None other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. Because, why not? It's not like he's busy saving the world from terminators or anything.

Alien vs. Predator: The Rematch

Just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder, HISHE throws in a twist that'll make your head spin. Remember the Predators from the sequel? HISHE decides they should have shown up earlier, teaming up with Ripley to take down the Xenomorphs. Because, you know, two alien species fighting each other is so last decade.

"How It Should Have Ended" How Aliens Should Have Ended (TV Episode

Now, imagine this: Ripley, Arnold, and a bunch of Predators, all fighting off Xenomorphs in the Sulaco. It's like the ultimate alien showdown, and it's all thanks to HISHE's twisted sense of humor.

And Then There Were None

But HISHE isn't done yet. They decide that after all that fighting, everyone should just... die. Yes, you heard it right. Ripley, Arnold, the Predators, even the Xenomorphs. They all meet their end in a hilariously gruesome fashion. It's like the Alien version of a Shakespearean tragedy, but with more blood and less iambic pentameter.

And there you have it, folks. That's how HISHE says Alien should have ended. It's ridiculous, it's over-the-top, and it's everything the original movie wasn't. But hey, that's the beauty of HISHE. They take our favorite movies and give them a comedic makeover, reminding us that sometimes, the best way to appreciate a classic is to laugh at it.

So, the next time you watch Alien, remember: it could have been so much weirder. And for that, we can all be grateful. Well, maybe not Ripley. Poor Ripley has been through enough as it is.