What Is The Average Boner Size

So, You're Wondering About the Average Boner Size, Eh?

Alright, gather 'round, folks. Let's talk about a topic that's always been a hot topic (pun intended), but rarely discussed in polite company - the average boner size. Now, don't go blushing like a schoolboy. We're all adults here, and it's high time we had a good laugh and learned a thing or two about this, ahem, sensitive subject.

First Things First: What's the Magic Number?

You're probably here because you've got a burning question (another pun, can't help it), and that question is: "What's the average boner size?" Well, grab a snack, because we're about to dive into the data. According to a study published in the British Journal of Urology International, the average erect penis length is around 5.16 inches (13.12 cm), with a girth of about 4.59 inches (11.93 cm) around the base.

Now, before you start measuring and comparing, remember, size isn't everything. It's like comparing the length of a hot dog to the size of a sausage. Both can be equally satisfying, if you catch my drift.

But Wait, There's More!

You might be thinking, "That's all well and good, but what about when it's not standing at attention?" Well, buckle up, because here comes the average flaccid size: around 3.6 inches (9.16 cm) in length and 3.7 inches (9.37 cm) in girth. Yes, it's smaller, but don't worry, it's still a perfectly respectable size.

And here's a fun fact to make you feel better: the average flaccid penis is about the same size as the average erect clitoris. So, it's not just you, it's all of us. We're all just hanging out, waiting for our moment to shine.

But What About Those 'Girth Hogs'?

Alright, let's talk about the guys who are packing a little extra. According to the same study, the 95th percentile for erect penis length is around 6.3 inches (16.15 cm), and for girth, it's about 5.16 inches (13.12 cm). Now, that's what I call a 'girth hog.'

Dick Size Chart By Country

But here's the thing, folks. While size might matter to some, it's not everything. A study published in the journal PLOS ONE found that women preferred penises that were around 6.3 inches (16 cm) in length and 4.7 inches (12 cm) in girth. So, even if you're not packing a 'girth hog,' you're still in the preferred range.

And the Winner for 'Most Surprising Fact' Goes to...

You might be thinking, "That's all well and good, but what about cold showers? Don't they shrink the ol' boy?" Well, yes and no. While cold showers can cause your penis to retract a bit, it's not going to shrink it down to the size of a raisin. That's just a myth. So, go ahead, enjoy your cold showers. Your penis will thank you (probably not, but it's the thought that counts).

So, What Have We Learned Today?

Well, folks, we've learned that the average boner size is around 5.16 inches in length and 4.59 inches in girth. We've learned that size isn't everything, and that even if you're not packing a 'girth hog,' you're still in the preferred range. And most importantly, we've learned that it's okay to laugh about this stuff. After all, it's just a part of who we are.

So, the next time you're feeling a bit, ahem, insecure, just remember: you're not alone. We're all in this together. And hey, if all else fails, you can always blame it on the cold shower.