Prince Harry And Meghan Markle's 11th Publicist Has Resigned

So, grab your latte, let's spill the tea on this one. You won't believe it, but Harry and Meghan's PR merry-go-round has been spinning again. Yep, you guessed it, their eleventh publicist has called it quits. I mean, who's counting, right?

Eleven Down, Who Knows How Many to Go?

Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying it's a thankless job. I mean, who wouldn't want to handle the PR for the most talked-about couple since, well, ever? But seriously, eleven? It's like they're going through publicists faster than Meghan goes through pairs of heels (and we all know that's fast).

But let's rewind a bit. Who was this mystery person who decided they'd had enough? Well, meet Keith Schilling, a PR pro who's worked with the likes of Oprah and Kim Kardashian. I mean, if he couldn't handle it, who can?

What Happened, Keith?

Alright, so here's where it gets a bit murky. Keith's departure was announced as a "mutual decision," which is PR speak for "we're not telling you squat." But come on, we're not idiots. This is Harry and Meghan we're talking about. Nothing's ever simple with them.

Keith's departure comes just months after the couple's explosive interview with Oprah. You know, the one where they dropped bombshells about the royal family like they were hot potatoes. So, it's not exactly a surprise that another PR pro has thrown in the towel.

Who's Next in Line?

So, the big question on everyone's lips is: who's going to be the lucky twelfth? I mean, it's like they're auditioning for the world's most challenging reality show. "Survivor: Royal PR" anyone?

I mean, seriously, who would take on this challenge? You'd have to be either incredibly brave or incredibly foolish. Or maybe a bit of both. I'm starting a pool on who it'll be. Any takers?

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s publicist quits, becoming the 11th

Meanwhile, in the Royal Palace...

While all this is going on, the royal family is probably sitting back, sipping their tea (literally), and wondering what on earth is going on. I mean, they've got to be scratching their heads, right?

I mean, let's face it, Harry and Meghan are like the royal family's own personal soap opera. You can't look away, even when you want to. It's like a car crash, but with more crowns and less rubbernecking.

So, What's Next?

Who knows what's next for our favorite former royals? Maybe they'll finally find a publicist who sticks around longer than a royal wave. Maybe they'll adopt a hundred more rescue dogs (Meghan, if you're reading this, I volunteer to dog-sit).

Or maybe, just maybe, they'll finally give us a break and let us all move on to the next big thing. But hey, a girl can dream, right?

Until next time, folks. Keep your eyes peeled for the next installment of "As the Palace Turns." I'll be here, popcorn at the ready.