Princess Anne Ate Fish And Chips At Colmans Restaurant
Alright, gather 'round, folks. I've got a tale to tell that's as British as a cup of tea and a soggy scone. It's a story about our very own Princess Anne, her royal appetite,...
Alright, gather 'round, folks. I've got a tale to tell that's as British as a cup of tea and a soggy scone. It's a story about our very own Princess Anne, her royal appetite, and a certain fish and chip shop that's become the talk of the town. So, grab a cuppa, get comfy, and let's dive in.
Once Upon a Time in the North East
Now, picture this. It's a crisp, sunny day in the North East of England. The sea's a-bristling with life, the seagulls are squawking like they've just seen a royal flush at a poker game, and in walks none other than Princess Anne herself. Yes, you heard it right. The Queen's daughter, the one who's been around the block a few times, was on a royal walkabout, and her tummy was rumbling like a royal rumble in the jungle.
Now, I'm not one to speak out of turn, but I reckon even royalty can't resist the siren call of a good old-fashioned fish and chip supper. And who can blame them? It's the nectar of the gods, it is. So, there she was, Princess Anne, with her eyes on the prize - Colmans of South Shields, the fish and chip shop that's been serving up seaside treats since 1926.
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Colmans, you see, isn't your average chippy. No, no, no. It's a South Shields institution, a national treasure, if you will. It's been dishing out fish suppers to the great and the good for nearly a century. And let me tell you, their haddock's so fresh, it's practically still flipping its tail. Their chips are cut thick and golden, like the crown jewels, and their mushy peas? Well, they're the queen of the side dishes, if you ask me.
But here's where it gets interesting. Colmans isn't just famous for its fish and chips. Oh no, it's also the home of the world's largest portion of fish and chips. That's right, folks. We're talking a whopping 38 pounds of battered beauty. And get this - it's officially recognized by the Guinness World Records. Now, I don't know about you, but I reckon that's a challenge even a princess couldn't resist.
Fish and Chips Fit for a Princess
So, there she was, Princess Anne, standing in line like any other customer. No fuss, no fanfare, just a royal rumble in her tummy and a smile on her face. She ordered her fish and chips, and the whole place was buzzing like a beehive at high tea. I mean, it's not every day you serve the Queen's daughter, is it?
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Now, I've heard whispers that the princess was a fan of the 'Big One' - that's the world record holder, for those playing at home. But I reckon even royalty knows when to draw the line. I mean, even the Queen's got to watch her figure, right?
And They All Lived Happily Ever After (With Full Tummies)
Anyway, Princess Anne tucked in, and by all accounts, she loved every battered, flaky, golden, crispy, salty, vinegary, mushy pea-filled moment of it. And who can blame her? It's not every day you get to enjoy a national treasure like Colmans. And as for the folks at Colmans? Well, they were chuffed to bits. I mean, they've served everyone from the local lads to the Prime Minister, but a princess? That's a first.
And that, my friends, is the tale of Princess Anne and her fish and chip supper. It's a story that's as British as a stiff upper lip and a cup of tea. It's a story that shows, even in the most royal of circles, everyone loves a good old-fashioned fish supper. And isn't that something to celebrate?
So, the next time you're in the North East, do yourself a favor. Pop into Colmans, order yourself a fish supper, and raise a chip to Princess Anne. After all, if it's good enough for royalty, it's good enough for you, right?